December 2011
32 posts
This is my eating routine →
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I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!”
Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream
After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!”
And repeat.
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“Some people think love is the end of the road, and if you’re lucky enough to...”
– Let The Great World Spin, Colum McCann (via wrists)
“You’ve done it before and you can do it now. See the positive possibilities. Redirect the substantial energy of your frustration and turn it into positive, effective, unstoppable determination.” - Ralph Marston
“We were different places in the same relationship, and like anything that’s out of alignment, we were destined to crash sooner or later.”
“Have you ever wondered why you do not get what you want? There are two big reasons why you fail to get what you want. First, because you don’t really know what you want. That means, you’re confused with what you want…. The second big reason for not getting what you want is that we don’t want it bad enough.” — Bo Sanchez, 8 Secrets of the Truly Rich
Sometimes people spend years crying over what might have been while what still could be is right in front of their eyes.
Only you know what your heart whispers to you, and only you can listen. To do this you must be in silence away from the noise of others hopes and dreams in order to hear your own. You have a path that is meant just for you, only you can discover it. ~ C.Nordyke
Every woman deserves a man who can make her forget.. ..that her heart was ever broken.
You’re just gonna have to go with your gut. And maybe, just maybe, that’ll take you right where you were supposed to be.
-Meredith. (v.o, 7x14)
“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.” ~ Bill Cosby
“And love? Well, if sex is sweet and death is bitter, love is both. Love will...”
– Oz, #102 Visits, Conjugal and Otherwise (via jiatherockstar)
Truth is that life, by nature, is simple and we,...
Sometimes we need to step away. When things seem...
“I love that feeling. You know, the one you get when you take a deep breath and...”
– The X (via ishainparis)
“Life is funny sometimes, it can push pretty hard, but if you look close enough...”
– One Tree Hill (via julie911)
“It seems one thing has been true all along: you don’t really know what you got...”
– Fort Minor - Where’d you go? | Submitted by phoenixfeelings (via quote-book)
Just because you've been hurt so many times...
“Tomorrow, you promise yourself, will be different, yet, tomorrow is too often a...”
– James T. McCay (submitted by peacelovemusicfaith)
“She was tired of closing out all that she didn’t want, all that she thought...”
– Sue Saliba (via make-me-smile)
“People think they know you. They think they know how you’re handling a...”
– William H. Woodwell Jr. (via black-wolves)